Bitch is the New Black

I can't stand Tina Fey. She's so bland. But this youtube clip is really funny. Her take on Hilary just might make me like her.

Feeling better still

I accomplished a tiny bit today. Worked on my book. I'm not going to the bookstore. I don't know why. Well, I'm not going because I don't have the energy. I went to Miyako, a Japanese restaurant, just now and had an Udon. That was great. I mostly drank the broth, but at least I choked down the beef strips. And a couple noodles.

I slept a little in the afternoon, too.

I e-mailed my friend from jury duty a couple days ago, he never e-mailed me back. I think that's a sign that we probably won't become friends after all. I guess that's for the best. I really need to work on my book.

Speaking of which, I think I'm not going to go to the Promenade on Saturdays anymore. Nor the bookstore. I'm just going to work on my book at home. I think what I'm going to do is invest in some furniture for my place, so that it is a better place for me to work at, a more comfy space. And I'm going to get a sofa for the living room that I can sleep on. God help me, maybe a futon, even though I hate them. No, no futon, I can't go there. Futons are evil.

Juno

Juno looks vile. I don't know why I say that though. I loved "Thank You For Smoking." It was so dark. And I love Ellen Page. And Jason Bateman. And Jennifer Garner is in it, who I like, despite the fact that she's so bloody bland.

But I have two problems with it. One, even though Ellen Page is great, she's so bloody snarky in it. I mean, I would be panicked. And two, hasn't Hollywood heard about abortion? I mean, it exists. And in cases like this one and that other Katherine Heigel think, you look at these people and think, "Get rid of it." It is realistic that they would have the baby, but ... damn. Don't people know about condoms? Or anal sex?

I am going to put it on my Netflix queue to see if I'm wrong. Here's a clip:

Wretchedly ill

I was so sick yesterday. My co-workers love to come in when they are sick. It's so stupid, because then they make everyone else sick too. I had to get up early and leave the house at around 6 am to drive and hour to get my taxes done. Which was nice, because I'm getting money back this year. I felt bad, because I told the tax guy I was sick, and he looked at me with dread. I'm sure he was thinking, "Why the hell did you come here?" But I figured he was busy, and it would be rude to cancel an appointment at the busiest season of the year. Of course, I probably got him sick.

I came home and slept the entire day yesterday. Like, from 9 in the morning through this morning. However, it was fitful, and I would wake up intermittently. I went to the grocery store last night, and it's so funny to me, how doing something as simple as that when you are sick is so difficult. I felt like it was the hardest thing in my life, that I had ever done.

better blogging

Okay, I've vowed to actually work on this blog a bit. See, people like it when you actually make daily updates to your blog. It makes them keep reading it. And within one of my deluded fantasies, I actually start to make money off this blog, to the point where I can quit my job. Of course, I've never even checked to see if anyone looks at it. Nor have I made the effort to connect it to the URL address I bought for it. But those are just minor details.

I saw "Sunshine" off Netflix last night. Well, half of it. Meh. I think it's a problem when you watch a movie and go, "I don't care if any of these crew members live or die." Even more importantly, I don't care if they restart the sun and save Earth. Well, maybe a little bit, because Earth looked pretty chilly at the end of the movie. Australia was snowed over. But really, at that point guys, the place is doomed. You wouldn't even be able to restart the sun. Oh yeah, I only watched the first have, then skipped to the end.

One of my favorite websites, awfulplasticsurgery.com, has a thing about Averil Lavigne getting breast implants. So funny.

long weekendz

So I'm on day two of my long weekend. I went to BestBuy, to see if I wanted to get a new desk chair. I didn't really like the ones they had. I think instead I'm going to wait. I also went to West Elm, but their chairs were kind of ugly. They were only in chocolate, which I'm not crazy about. So I have sort of decided to use one of my kitchen chairs as a chair for my table. That will be good in a way, because I need other furniture for my apartment.

So I was sitting at home, sleeping too much. And I decided to come to the coffeehouse again. So boring, to do the same thing over and over, but ... I forget what I ate at lunch. I had like a potato with turkey meatballs, and I am so stuffed. So I thought I would come to the laundry coffeehouse, because then I can at least have a sandwich here. If I were to go to Borders, there would be only disgusting food to eat.

Tomorrow I am going to go to EB games and see if they have a wii. I shouldn't buy it, but what the hell. I need to buy something some time. I need to spend some money.

And ... I am still thinking of going back to the Mini Day Spa to ... well, have some money in my life. I can't really imagine doing a massage, but ... we'll see.

I don't see why I can't work on my book. Well, I guess I should say that I can work on it, because ... I have been working on it.

I had lunch with a friend yesterday and that was fun. I was going to go hang out with my nephew this weekend, but I didn't. I decided to space it out, which was smart. Having too much time off seems to ... make me kind of depressed for some reason.

bloggy o'bloggin'

I'm at the coffeehouse, doing my laundry. It's nice here on Sunday, even though I should be writing, I'm ... well, writing a bit on this.

I watched a movie on youtube last night, "Sydney White." It was sort of amateurish and poorly done, despite Amanda Bynes being in it. She really needs to stay away from crappy movies that seem like ... well, the craps she's in looks like it should be straight to DVD, which half of it is. Maybe she should just make less movies.

I want to watch this Michelle Pfeiffer thing, "I Could Never Be Your Woman." Actually, I need to just write. I was going to do something fun today, like go to the movies, but the movies all look like crap.

And I need to start playing Wow again. Especially since I'm paying for it.