Milf Island

I've never really gotten into the whole Tina Fey thing, but I think "Milf Island" has finally made me a believer. It was the funniest thing ever. I mean, it's almost too close to what reality shows have become, but now I almost want them to make it.

I love this

Jessica the Hippo from youtube.

sunday sunday

I'm at the coffeehouse, and ... I'm sort of thinking I shouldn't have bothered coming here today.

I'm sort of bored, and I don't really want to go back to work. Like always. There is some buy with a headset on, sleeping in one of the chairs, and older man. So ridiculous to come in here and sleep.

I wanted to eat something with sugar in it, but everything they have here is so gross. Which might be a good thing, because I only have 15 dollars left, and I don't want to spend any money this week. I blew all my extra cash at Trader Joes.

I took my car to the car wash today, and they did a horrible job. They didn't even wipe the bird shit off the door of my car.

I want to go to the store and buy something, that's how bored I am. It's funny, I just put 50 bucks worth of gas in my car, and I'm shocked that it cost so much. I think I've depleted a huge chunk of my savings this week, just paying off credit card debt. I'm supposed to get a raise that my union is negotiating, and ... at least I'll be able to put all of that money into my savings again. Plus my parents are going to give me money at my birthday, but ... the bottom line is I will have to go back to work soon. At the spa. All I keep thinking about is that I don't want to ever massage anyone again. I just want to put all of that money into the bank, so that I don't have to work if I don't want to work. I should just work harder on my writing.

I'm listening to my friend Arek's music, and it's pretty good. It's inspiring, to listen to something creative.

stupid daylight savings time

I'm so pissed. I moved my clock in the wrong direction for daylight savings time. So I got to the laundromat at 8 instead of six o'clock in the morning. I hate that.

I stayed home all day yesterday, and worked on my novel. It is such a weird experience to work on a book like that, because ... it's kind of depleting. It's like, you put all your energy into writing and ... I don't know. I guess I need to get out an recharge my batteries, but I didn't even want to go to the bookstore. I just stayed home. I'm going to go visit my family today, though, so that is something.

I guess I'm glad I'm focusing on the book, though, because I have been really lazy ... well, my whole life. I really need to finish this thing, badly. I have to move on with my life.

I watched the movie "Shoot 'Em Up." I thought it was kind of ridiculous and stupid, even though it had Clive Owen, who I love.

Bitch is the New Black

I can't stand Tina Fey. She's so bland. But this youtube clip is really funny. Her take on Hilary just might make me like her.

Feeling better still

I accomplished a tiny bit today. Worked on my book. I'm not going to the bookstore. I don't know why. Well, I'm not going because I don't have the energy. I went to Miyako, a Japanese restaurant, just now and had an Udon. That was great. I mostly drank the broth, but at least I choked down the beef strips. And a couple noodles.

I slept a little in the afternoon, too.

I e-mailed my friend from jury duty a couple days ago, he never e-mailed me back. I think that's a sign that we probably won't become friends after all. I guess that's for the best. I really need to work on my book.

Speaking of which, I think I'm not going to go to the Promenade on Saturdays anymore. Nor the bookstore. I'm just going to work on my book at home. I think what I'm going to do is invest in some furniture for my place, so that it is a better place for me to work at, a more comfy space. And I'm going to get a sofa for the living room that I can sleep on. God help me, maybe a futon, even though I hate them. No, no futon, I can't go there. Futons are evil.

Juno

Juno looks vile. I don't know why I say that though. I loved "Thank You For Smoking." It was so dark. And I love Ellen Page. And Jason Bateman. And Jennifer Garner is in it, who I like, despite the fact that she's so bloody bland.

But I have two problems with it. One, even though Ellen Page is great, she's so bloody snarky in it. I mean, I would be panicked. And two, hasn't Hollywood heard about abortion? I mean, it exists. And in cases like this one and that other Katherine Heigel think, you look at these people and think, "Get rid of it." It is realistic that they would have the baby, but ... damn. Don't people know about condoms? Or anal sex?

I am going to put it on my Netflix queue to see if I'm wrong. Here's a clip: